listening to a good song but it was in a shrek film so the entire time ur like
dude: “TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF”
i love fall colors and fall drinks and fall activities and fall weather and fall clothes but most of all i love fall out boy
girls don’t want boys girls want cenTURIES TO BE PLAYED ON EVERY RADIO STATION 24/7 FOR THE NEXT 200000 YEARS
Fall Out Boy Performs “Centuries" on Jimmy Kimmel Live
when the teacher rearranges the class room and youre near all your best friends
helped a guy on the streets get the U2 album off his phone last night while on kimmel
entering the gerard way fandom
The best video in existence
Fall Out Boy Helps You Get Rid of That U2 Album
MOMMA WILL GIVE ADVICE.
ALWAYS REMEMBER: MENSTRUATING DOES NOT MAKE YOU BAD. IT DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE SICK. IT DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE DIRTY.
First of all, do not go swimming in the ocean to look for Momma.
Momma will be right here.
Momma suggests that at first sign of blood, take tylenol. If you are super in tune with your body, take it when you estimate it will start soon!
Momma knows EXACTLY what to do for cramps. Eating cranberries or drinking their juice is a wonderful way to get rid of cramps.
Another way to help with the pain is to rest on your bed like in the picture, butt in the air and head on the ground.
Also, if you do not like pads OR tampons, there are more solutions!
They are very similar to one another. They are basically soft, silicone cups that go up into your lady cave that collect the blood.The softcup is a bit more expensive.
Also, Momma says that if you want to have sex and not have gushing everywhere, you can use a softcup!
The mooncup is a lot like the softcup, but it is reusable. Momma will remind you that you MUST disinfect it in boiling water.
You can even use natural sea sponge like a tampon!
Momma says it’s okay.
There are also cotton reusable pads!
Momma is also thinking of you men that have periods, too!
There is a special kind of boxers that you can buy with a special pocket for sanitary products! It also comes with a bulge.
The most important thing to do, menstruating or not, is to love and respect yourself. Do not feel ashamed, and get through it as well as you can!
Momma loves you!
Thank you momma.
I imagine Momma having a really typical haggard old smoker’s voiceMOMMA’S ON MY OWN DASH WHAT THE HECKLE
WAIT HOLD THE PHONE THERE ARE OPTIONS OUTSIDE OF PADS AND TAMPONS???
can i just say i love how momma includes trans men?? and thank you momma for the advice <3
Momma is everything.
why are y’all sad bc patrick is not wearing his fedora anymore? he said multiple times the hats he used were to hide himself?? he doesn’t want to hide himself anymore. there’s nothing to hide. he’s happy. i don’t understand why are y’all sad he looks 100% more confident