GERMAN SHEPHERDS ARE SUCH SCARY DOGS WOW
This dog has more rhythm than I do.
I’m laughing way too hard at this
Can you guess who?
Fuck you !!!
im laughing so hard omfg it’s like walking down the unflavored oatmeal aisle
playing dress up
So all the time on this website I see how it’s acceptable to post pictures in bikinis so it should be acceptable to post pictures in bras. My logic is if it’s acceptable for skinny guys to parade around in underwear, fat guys should be able to too.
But that’s not what this post is about. This is about my 2nd grade teacher, who told me it “wouldn’t be a surprise if I got diabetes”. This is about the flag football coach who made me run stairs because I was “too fat to run with the other kids.” This is about the girls who asked me why I wore Hollister when it was obvious they were too tight on my stomach. This is about my dad, who bought me a year long gym membership for Christmas when I asked for a goddamn Playstation.
More than that, goddammit this is about you. This is about you and everyone else who has ever hated your body. Because I’m telling you you are fucking beautiful. You, right now, are fucking majestic. Love yourself. Love your thunder thighs, even if they make you want to wear long shorts. Love your chicken legs, even if everyone says you look emaciated. Love your pimples, they’re fucking natural. Love your crooked teeth, because a crooked smile is the best smile.
This post isn’t about forcing you to look at me half-naked (though I know I’m quite the sight.) It’s about being body fucking positive, no matter who you are. One day someone’s going to plow you on a coffee table (or you’re gonna plow them idk) and they’re not gonna say “You really need to exercise.” They’re going to say “Again please.
Once I was in a supermarket and I saw this really hot guy who worked there. He looked around my age and my friends dared me to go flirt with him. They actually told me what to say and I was bored so thought why not? I went up to him and asked where I could find the condoms. He took me to the isle and asked me if I needed any help choosing to which I seductively replied ‘Which ever ones you normally use’. We ended up ditching my friends and fucking in the back room
bless jared for tweeting what jensen says
*drops hint* *crush trips over it*
and into my arms wassup bb
THE CUTEST AND MOST ADORABLE THING YOU WILL EVER READ IN YOUR WHOLE LIFE
HOW ARE NOSELESS AND MOUTHLESS THOR AND LOKI SO ADORABLE
(Source: The amazingly talented and creative Lauren Gracek)
If humans are so smart then why are we the only species that pay to live on the planet we were born on??? Why, while other species are free and wander and live their natural lives, are we slaving away for other people to make money? I refuse to accept “that’s just the way things are” because that’s only the way things are so long as you let them be that way.
wow allstate hitting the feels now
My dad actually works for Allstate, so let me lay some shit done for you. Allstate is a fucking wonderful company, and their people are even more so. I have heard many stories of how much pain they feel for the families of the wrecked cars they inspect. My dad has literally come home in tears because of how many fatal car crashes he has seen (some teenagers, some adults, some babies in the car).
Allstate workers fucking care. Hell, now that it is Christmas, it is around this time that he and a group of his coworkers will be adopting families; however, while this is not endorsed by the actual Allstate company, many workers in the regions that my father manages have begun doing so in their respective towns and cities.
Now to the actual point at hand: LGBT. Fucking Allstate people openly support gay marriage. My father has supported me when I came out, and other family members who have as well. That isn’t it though, they don’t just support the LGB part of the community. They also support transgender people.
My father has told me stories about a friend of his who was transgender, and how he actively supported his friend during that phase. He also talks about the regrets that his friendship couldn’t actually save the life of his friend. So let me get this shit perfectly fucking clear: ALLSTATE WORKERS FUCKING CARE. A LOT. ABOUT EVERYONE. THEY DON’T FUCK AROUND WHEN THEY SAY YOU ARE IN GOOD HANDS!