vagi2k14sodium:

this websites brief obsession with cotton eyed joe was so eerie and it couldn’t have played out any more perfectly because i am still left with two remaining questions:

  • where did it come from
  • where did it go
leepyr:

doitforasgard:

samcannon:

“You can’t control the Universe. You are the water, not the rock.” 

But actually, after a very long time, if it keeps going, the water will eventually shape the rock. You don’t realize it at first but it’s happening, it happens every second. Yes, you’re the water, but if you can’t see how you changed the universe, it doesn’t mean you didn’t.

You are what everyone needs in their life

leepyr:

doitforasgard:

samcannon:

“You can’t control the Universe. You are the water, not the rock.” 

But actually, after a very long time, if it keeps going, the water will eventually shape the rock. You don’t realize it at first but it’s happening, it happens every second. Yes, you’re the water, but if you can’t see how you changed the universe, it doesn’t mean you didn’t.

You are what everyone needs in their life

anhourlypromisebreaker:

callyoumaybe:

bitch-is-morbid:

zkac:

i wish “hey want to come over and listen to some music?” was an acceptable way to ask a girl out

THIS IS A COMPLETELY ACCEPTABLE WAY TO ASK A GIRL OUT 

SOURCE: GIRL

the sweet music of some rough sex

no. stop that.

Anonymous asked: I'm at work and I'm about to cry. I don't want to cry, can you say something funny?

xekstrin:

mylife-beliike:

i-do-it-for-the-lesbians:

ONE TIME AT SCHOOL LET ME REMIND YOU I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL SO THEY ALL WEAR SHOIRT ASS SKIRTS OKAY SO ONE TIME THIS GIRL LIKE TRIPPED AND HER SKIRT FLEW UP AND MY FRIEND WAS LIKE TIFFANH GO FUCKING HELP HER UP AND I WAS LIKE PARALYZED STARING AT HER ASS AND THEN MY FRIEND WAS LIKE FUCKING SHIT TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN AND SHE LITERALLY HIT ME WITH A BIBLE AND I HAVE NO REGRETS NONE

This kills me every time

"TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN"

solitarycyberist:

tardis221b:

sherlockwho13:

ihaveanarmarda:

aquachilddicksquad:

forcing people to listen to my music when I’m driving

image

wait for it

wait for it

image

the supernatural fandom never lets us down

towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

tffnyblws:

thesharpestdildos:

what if you were in school and the entire cast of icarlys dead bodies just fell from the ceiling and all you heard was “rANdoOOoOM DANCigNGN”

WHAT THE FUCK ARE U EV EN TAL K IN G AB OUT

tagged → #holy fuck #fave
theskankbank:


inspectorspacetime:

#this looks like a weird techno music video

#you win or you die by lmfao

theskankbank:

inspectorspacetime:

#this looks like a weird techno music video

#you win or you die by lmfao

tagged → #GoT
farorescourage:

paranormaldaily:

The picture was taken without anyone knowing an apparition may have been caught on film, seeing as how the shape only appeared in the picture AFTER it was taken. No one was aware of a ghostly presence or strange activity when the photo was snapped. The picture was taken in Kramer, Pa., circa 1977. It has received moderate attention in local newspapers in the past.

I know who it is!

farorescourage:

paranormaldaily:

The picture was taken without anyone knowing an apparition may have been caught on film, seeing as how the shape only appeared in the picture AFTER it was taken. No one was aware of a ghostly presence or strange activity when the photo was snapped. The picture was taken in Kramer, Pa., circa 1977. It has received moderate attention in local newspapers in the past.

I know who it is!

dylanthescientist:

princetanaka:

just a small town girl. Living in a racist, insensitive, sexist, homophobic world,

(cant take the midnight train ‘cause im fuckin scared)

destielpasta:

Omg look it’s two female characters with a purpose and emotions and BONUS they also mirror the lead two boys perfectly… I know what we should do. Let’s kill ‘em.

bold-sartorial-statement:

ramblingeekette:

batched:

I don’t watch Supernatural so I thought these were all fake quotes so whAT EVEN IS THIS SHOW

Happiness and laughter mixed with large amounts of angst and tears, all wrapped up in a thick layer of masochism.

Accurate.

i-am-funnier-in-enochian:

sherrrlllock:

official-nasa:

mollaythesassay:

puta-madre91:

Our psychological state allows us to see only what we want/need/feel to see at a particular time. What five words do you see?


this scares me a little

rage
maniac
made
geey
past

NoneLidReadTheFlesh

CrushFoolDreadRageTease

i-am-funnier-in-enochian:

sherrrlllock:

official-nasa:

mollaythesassay:

puta-madre91:

Our psychological state allows us to see only what we want/need/feel to see at a particular time. What five words do you see?

this scares me a little

rage

maniac

made

geey

past

None
Lid
Read
The
Flesh

Crush
Fool
Dread
Rage
Tease

tagged → #maniac #rage #fool #scum #flesh #???

hyperlinktwink:

kittentitsvantass:

The original post is gaining at a rate of 1,000 notes in a minute

Before you reblog, comment, or send an ask always check the blog.

I do not want another person driven off of this site or get death threats because they were uneducated about a topic.

bringing this back :)

tonyturtlx:

patrick-stumps-bingo-hat:

is this band even real

wait which episode of american horror story assylum is that

tonyturtlx:

patrick-stumps-bingo-hat:

is this band even real

wait which episode of american horror story assylum is that

tagged → #fob