nicotine // panic! at the disco
i taste you on my lips and i can’t get rid of you
so i say damn your kiss and the awful things you do
if you wouldn’t suck a dick for one million dollars you are lYINGg
R.I.P to all the friendships where we acted like lovers at some point, and now we barely talk.
what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind
you just broke the fourth wall
if parallel universes exist, all the scenarios we make up in our head are actually happening somewhere
well fuck that why isn’t it happening to me
Me in the apocalypse.
the unfortunate adventures of steve girl
whO BROUGHT THIS BA C K
let’s do the "type these words into your tags box and post the first tag that automatically pops up" thing
everybody who comes at dean is like “you’re so desperate you want people to love you you don’t want to be alone” like
how are those even insults
"i know your secret shame, dean: you’re a living human with feelings ha ha you don’t want to live alone in a swamp like shrek you want to have friends wow who does that you’re pathetic i bet you want to hold hands and make somebody dinner"
And, of course, Supernatural has a gif.
Bravo, SPN, bravo.
favorite rory williams moment in the history of everything
Can I set my dress on fire now
So my friend came into school one day wearing a dress that had straps and the vice principal came up to her and said “You need to either change or cover your shoulders up because it’ll distract the boys” to which she replied “Well I find boys faces distracting, do they have to cover them up?” and the vice principal said “Maybe you should focus in class more.”
If that doesn’t tell you that things are messed up, then I don’t know what does.
If you’re looking for the “cheapest/easiest” pet
- don’t get a pet
THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST ACCURATE POST I HAVE EVER SEEN